re you socially backward, shy, or in the sixth grade? Well, we at the DOG MUSEUM are always looking for ways to improve the quality of your life, and this, the most recent in a series of tools designed by our social engineers, is sure to do just that. This card will save you hours, if not days, in awkward silences, bullshitting, and small talk. For example, if a card is returned to you with the "Yes" box checked, you have already covered the conversation you would have on a first date, allowing you to move directly to the important things: robotics and assassination. To use, simply save and print the graphic on this screen, cut around the outer edge, fold along the dotted line, and then present the card to the object of your affection. If, however, the card is returned with the "No" box checked, ripped up, burned, or tossed into a state-of-the-art trash compactor, check your printer and try again. Just remember, You Rock.